jokes

Jokes of the day – Relationships

  A girl tells her boyfriend: After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me. Where is that? In Hawaii A child asked his mother: “How were people born?” So his mother said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, [Read more...]

It´s Gym Time

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time. Redbull doesn’t give you wings. Lat pull downs do. What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge [Read more...]

Get Ready to Laugh!

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift. Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where do [Read more...]