A girl tells her boyfriend:
After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
Where is that?
A child asked his mother:
“How were people born?”
So his mother said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his father, asked him the same question and he told him,
“We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his mother and said,
“You lied to me!”
His mother replied,
“No, your dad was talking about his side of the family.”
A Mother of six
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!” She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!” The wife immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”