Get Ready to Laugh!
- What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift.
- Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly.
- What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
- Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies!
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
