What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?
He was looking for the holiday spirit.