Get Ready to Laugh!

  • What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift.
  • Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly.
  • What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
  • Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies!
  • What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
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