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Christmas jokes

Why should you never mess with Santa? Because he’s got a black belt. A boy is running around his yard in early December, chanting, “I SO WISH I GOT A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!” An elderly man watches him go on for a while, then comes over and says, “Son, what is this about, Santa ain’t [Read more...]

Christmas jokes

An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a 100 dollar bill. Who gets to keep it? Santa does, the other two are creatures of myth and legend. What kind of a bike does Santa ride in his spare time? A Holly Davidson. Two women are chatting, “I took my husband to [Read more...]

Christmas One Liners

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.   Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.   Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. [Read more...]

Jokes of the day – Relationships

  A girl tells her boyfriend: After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me. Where is that? In Hawaii A child asked his mother: “How were people born?” So his mother said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, [Read more...]

It´s Gym Time

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time. Redbull doesn’t give you wings. Lat pull downs do. What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge [Read more...]

Get Ready to Laugh!

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift. Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see butterfly. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where do [Read more...]

Some Tranlations…

Would you like some pee cola or do you prefer pet sweat? Seriously this is only the beginning…. take a look at this awesome YouTube [Read more...]
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